Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Chairman Wynn Dances?

Why would ANYONE question our City's leadership?
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1460868124/bclid1463333939/bctid1844687199

Enjoy, I did, lot better than a face plant at the Rolling Stones.

GREENWASH!

GREENWASH is when you put lipstick on a pig. It is the selling of "green" ideas when in fact they actually are more damaging and destructive to the environment. Case in point, the City of Austin is now pushing the single stream recycling for all areas of Austin. Multi family, Apartments and Businesses are required to participate in this and thousands, if not millions have been spent on new containers and a marketing/propaganda campaign. The GREENWASH? The City of Austin does not have a single stream recycling plant and is transporting the recyclables by diesel truck to San Antonio. What?
We are sending tons of materials to San Antonio by truck. The trucks that pick up the recyclables kick off diesel emissions, the trucks transporting the tons of materials kick off diesel emissions the plant, I am sure has a carbon foot print Sounds like a lot of lipstick for that pig.Does this really make any sense? Chairman Wynn explain this to us.
Never fear the GREENWASH is everywhere if you take a long look at it. Let's not forget Cap Metro with its fume spitting buses, or the Cap Metro over sized, oversized person movers. That is one I have never figured out. $70,000.00 vans to move one or two people at a time. How about just spring for a cab? I cannot wait to see these trains and what a significant impact they are going to have on traffic on Mopac. I love my tax dollars paying for Leander and Cedar Park people to commute downtown. All 2000 of them at a cost of $192 million...and rising.
Lastly, one of my favorites is the water saving dual flush toilet. The City decided that if you have a button (number 1) for urinary flushes and a second button (number 2) defacatory (not sure it is a word) people will push number 1 and half the water will be used and number 2 for a full load. These are required by the Green builder rogram. These toilets are expensive, around $375 and hard to find. Problem? They do not work. Why? The human element. First the button are on top of the tank and people are used to a handle on the side. Result; No flushy. Side effect; Large loads. Side effect #2, no pun. Button number 2 cannot move the shit down hill. So what to do? We put up signs with instructions, ended up with diapers in the toilets and had to call a plumber a dozen times. People finally just hit the #2 button all the time several times. Net result, MORE water used, more expensive toilet that had to be replaced and lots of money in the plumbers hands. GREENWASH!

Do you see examples of GREENWASH around you. Chime in, love to hear it. Don't get me wrong, I am the guy that xeriscapes, rain collects and flushes the toilet once in the morning. I just want it to be for the right reasons.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Trash? A Public Utility?

The City of Austin has a proposed ordinance to declare the commercial collection of waste and recyclables a public utility and to require every hauler of commercial waste and recyclables within the City of Austin to enter into a franchise agreement under Article XI of the City Charter.
Seriously? A Public Utility? The City is not worn out its welcome in our energy and water taxes/rates so now they want to be in the trash business. As we all know, besides how economically well governments run businesses (NOT!) a single choice for trash service and no competition means high rates and poor service. The City sets the rates? I am sorry this is another tax. It will be a hidden tax on small business. The minimum will be 4% on small businesses and non-profits for the collection of commercial waste and recyclables. The City would confiscate the business rights of commercial solid waste collection companies like Texas Disposal System, who have huge stakes in equipment and landfills and have given back to Austin ten fold. The TDS recycling program is modeled countrywide. Their landfill is a model in eco-friendly systems that work in harmony with nature. The owners of TDS have given back to the community over and over with the donation of money and their facilities for fundraising efforts. Is this how we pay them back? I only speak of TDS because they are the only locally owned trash company I know of. Even the nationally owned companies have invested millions into recycling and landfills. Socialized trash? Our GREEN Mayor is starting to look more like Chairman Mao Wynn.
Let's not forget my good friends in "code enforcement", the sign police, the solid waste department is where they pick up their paychecks. Makes sense huh? See my previous blog about the sign police. Wake up people! We need to take back Austin!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Sign police

The City of Austin has a new jobs program. They are looking for angry, power hungry types searching for a way to assert themselves while working towards a pension. Job Title: Code Enforcement. Your job will be exciting! You'll get to harass business owners that are trying to make it in a tough economy! You get to write tickets for Austin icon, Mangiazilla for sitting on the wrong roof! You'll get to search out and find the evil doers that build illegal decks in their own back yards! Don't be distracted by the fact that you will be working under the solid waste department it is the only place we could squeeze the bucks out of! All applicants excepted as long as you can pull your ticket weight!
Todays rant is short and sweet. We have a sign police. They are usually retiring civil servants, ex police or sheriffs and they work out of solid waste. Appropriate. I know about them because a few of the iconic businesses in town have been getting tickets for their signs. Yes, signs! One of the cool things about Austin is some of the art that has been created in signs; the Hyde Park Fork and Knife, The Hyde Park Gym arm, the Mangiazilla, the Amy's Rockin' Cows, the Northwest Body and paint car crashing through the fence, the Gomi kitties. All beautiful pieces of art and SIGNS. Each one would be illegal today with the sign police. First, you can have one hang out over the street or sidewalk.(Right of way violation) Second, it cannot move or flash and Lastly, it cannot be on somebody else's building. (even if it is across the street from your business)
Come on City the ass end of City Hall hangs over 2nd street. These signs are art! Do we want the standard Dallas reverse channel letters everywhere? NO! Let us Keep Austin Weird not Keep Austin Standard!
Back to the Sign Police... It took a special proclamation by the Mayor to save Mangiazilla from being removed from Wheatsville Coop. Gomi kitties, kicked to the curb.... Instead of closing libraries send the code enforement to the the dump... Where solid waste belongs. Peace